A visit to China

          I was in China with a friend standing in a parking garage. We were looking on my video camera for some footage about how to start her car. She took the camera from my hand so I stepped aside as she searched for the footage. I looked to my vehicle and saw a Dad and his three kids sitting on the hood jumping and bouncing around on it.  I looked in amazement that someone would do such a thing then screamed, “Hey get the ---- off my car!” I walked up to them and they looked at me like I was the one in the wrong. “What the crap are you doing? You just dented my car!”

The mother walked up and said, “It’s a used car anyway so what’s the big deal?”

“It’s still my car why would I want it ruined?”

Then they climbed off the car and walked away. Then I heard some commotion coming from a few cars away. It was a man with a gun who just started unloading bullets at random. People started dropping to the ground dead. I took off running as the man continued spraying bullets. I darted through cars and jumped off the ledge of the parking garage. The crazed gunman did not see the ledge however and he fell to his death. Then my dream began to be narrated in documentary style. The narrator explained that the dead bodies continued to live on with no brain power. I saw the gunman’s mangled body twitching and flopping on the ground. The other people who were killed acted in similar ways. Then a voice came over the narrators voice saying, referring to video games “I this how you live an exciting life?” I then saw two kids that were made out of diamonds standing on a brick wall.  The other voice continued, “Why not try something like this, set a banana on the table and have Dad try and eat the whole thing without touching the peeling, its loads of fun.”

A Dream In a Dream

               Me and some friends were walking down the street in my old neighborhood. I t was night time and we heard the sound of a plastic bad being crinkled. We looked up in the sky and saw what looked like the dragon. It circled around for a moment then came zooming towards us. It turned out to be a bird with cellophane balloon fastened to its back. We ignored it and walked in to our friend’s back yard. The colors of the dream were very bright. Then more and more creatures with these balloons started appearing. I thought “these are some strange looking oven mitt things” that’s when I realized things didn’t seem right.  The creatures were dancing around and asking questions that we needed to answer. Me and my friends were standing around in a circle talking about how weird everything was when I said it’s because I am dreaming.”  Then in my dream I remembered the dream I had last night and knew that I would be waking up soon. So I tried to take control of my dream before I would wake up. I ran to their door and said see watch someone will be at your door. When I opened it no one was there. Determined to control my environment I ran out the door and saw the people that were just there and I ran to catch up with them. All but one of them was making fun of me so I made them disappear and I talked with the nice one for a while. I then felt my dream beginning to dissolve and knew I would be waking up soon. When I awoke I was with someone (A dream girl) in their house. I turned and grabbed a note pad to write down the dream when the girl leaned over and gave me a kiss. I then thought, “wait I have no girlfriend.” Then with the realization that I was still dreaming I woke up again.

Cool Cars

               So I was at my friend’s house with a bunch of other people. We were all getting ready to go to an activity at some gathering house. Everyone began running to their vehicles and getting in them,  but they were not your everyday average modes of transportation.  They were cross breeds of cars like one guy had a Hummer/Charger mix and another a Corvette/Ford F150.  Well they all sped away really fast before I could get into my car. I walked around the corner of the house and there on a trailer was a small vehicle that looked like it was on a car dealership lot. I waltzed over to it and climbed in, started it up and sped down the street. The vehicle was nearly soundless and it was basically gliding. I turned onto the main street and on the side walk were 10 to 15 teddy bears lined up, I drove past them and picking 2 of them up and put one in my back seat and the other I ripped the head off to throw off the other participants in the race I  apparently was in. I reached the gathering place and walked in and mingled with people for a moment then I asked if my brother and his roommate wanted to see my car. We walked outside there were a lot of people out there mingling as well. I climbed in my car and my Brother asked how long I had had it. I told him I had just got it this day.  Then his roommate climbed in and I took him for a spin around the parking lot. We were hauling butt making fast turns and causing people to curse at us.  I parked again and he said “Man, how did you afford this?” I replied with, “I actually just stole it.” He looked at me strangely. I continued saying, “Yeah, I figured why not because I know I am dreaming. See watch this.” I then walked down the hall of the gathering place and started smacking people’s butts and no one even retaliated. But after I had told him I was dreaming I was reminded of the movie Inception, the Roommate slowly disappeared and I knew it would not be long before I woke up. However what did wake me up was the notification of a text message on my phone.

The Airport

                I was working at the airport and one of the security officers asked me to follow him to escort a passenger out of the airport. The man was being kicked out because he didn’t have the correct ticket to fly. I followed the officer to a large hanger where the passenger was slowly walking, deliriously towards the large hanger door.  I walked up behind him. He was about 5 feet tall and very round, long gnarled hair and his hygiene was somewhat lacking, and he was not wearing any pants. He noticed someone was following him and he turned around. His face was covered with peeling skin and long whiskers and foggy faded eyes, “Why are you following me?”  He asked, irritated.

                “I am just making sure everything is ok and that you make it to your car ok.” I replied nervously.

“I don’t need any help with that! You think I’m going to steal something don’t you?”

                “No sir, I’m just doing what the security officer asked me to do.” I turned to the officer; he was terrified standing behind me.

The man got angrier with me until he finally walked out the big bay door at the same time a big brown van pulled up. I walked over to the smaller door next to the big bay door and looked through the spy hole to see if he had left. As I did this he walked back in and saw me spying on him.

“Are you kidding me!?” He yelled, “I knew you didn’t trust me!”

“Sir calm down”

Needless to say he did not calm down.  He continued to get more and more irritated and angry. He walked towards me and started pushing me. The Security officer was nowhere to be seen. The man started  screaming words that made no sense. I wrestled with the man trying to get him to calm down.  The man produced a gun and pointed it at me. Shaking uncontrollably he continued screaming. I knew he would shoot it if I didn’t do something quick.  I grabbed his hand twisted his wrist and pulled the gun from his hand, the man still came after me. Pulling the trigger I put a bullet in his chest. “YEAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW HUH? WHAT? WHAAAAT?  YOU PULL A GUN ON ME YOU BETTER PULL THE TRIGGER BOY!!!!” I exclaimed.   I continued with my bragging for a while.

A Drink with the President

        

          I was sitting in the church with a large group of people when President Obama came and sat down next to me, loosened his tie and sipped on his glass of champagne.  He looked over at me and asked if I wanted some. I told him I didn’t drink and lifted up my glass of sparkling cider.  He smiled then asked me how my life was going. I told him my girlfriend dumped me, I was out of a job and living on my brother’s couch.  He laughed again and took a drink, then grabbed the bottle of champagne and poured it into my cup, “You need it”.   I looked at it then looked around the room filled with fellow church people then hit back the drink.

Magic Hoodies

          I was walking down the street with two dream females.  They were talking about needing to get somewhere far away quickly. I said, “That’s easy we can get there fast.” I unzipped my hoodie, grabbed each end of the zipper and pulled the hoodie over my head, the hoodie caught the wind and instantly lifted me a few feet off the ground. The other two people who seemed to turn into Carly and Sam off the TVshow “iCarly” , did the same thing. We floated a few feet off the ground when we realized this would take far too long so we lifted our arms higher catching more air and we shot high above the city. I looked down and saw the small houses and streets. We flew across the city until one of the girls ( they returned to their original dream people state)  complained about being too scared to continue so we landed again and walked the remainder of the distance.